Darth Vader vs Hitler - Epic Rap Battles of History

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1. 00:01 Narrator “Epic Rap Battles of History!”
2. 00:04 Narrator “Darth Vader. Versus. Adolf Hitler. BEGIN!”
3. 00:10 Hitler “I AM ADOLF HITLER, COMANDER OF THE THIRD REICH!”
4. 00:13 Hitler “Little know fact, ALSO DOPE ON THE MIC”
5. 00:16 Hitler “You are vader, with your little boots and cape,”
6. 00:19 Hitler “And a helmet to cover up that burnt ass face”
7. 00:22 Hitler “You have the force to move objects, I AM A FORCE TRULY EVIL”
8. 00:25 Hitler “Even went back in time, and turned you whack in the prequel”
9. 00:28 Hitler “Cause look at you, you're not even a real person”
10. 00:30 Hitler “I prefered you in Spaceballs, the Rick Moranis version”
11. 00:33 Vader “You cant rhyme against the dark side of the force, why even bother?”
12. 00:36 Vader “So many dude been with your mom, who even knows if I'm your father”
13. 00:39 Vader “You're a pissed of little prick, with a Napoleon dick”
14. 00:42 Vader “You call that a mustache? I call that a Dirty Sanchez on your lip ”
15. 00:45 Vader “You bitch, let me remind you who you're messing with ”
16. 00:47 Vader “Everthing that you did, I'm the mother fucker who invented it.”
17. 00:49 Vader “I'm the original Dark Lord, you're like the sorcerer's dark apprentice”
18. 00:52 Vader “My stormtrooper's make yours look like someone took a peice of shit and cloned it.”
19. 00:56 Hitler “You stink Vader, your style smells something sour”
20. 00:59 Hitler “You need to wash up, dawg. Here step into my shower.”
21. 01:01 Hitler “I'll turn all your friends against you, just my speechesbreed haters”
22. 01:04 Hitler “What's your lightsaber VS a clan of all your white neighbors?”
23. 01:07 Vader “*vader helmet breath sound* Suck my robot balls”
24. 01:10 Vader “Now take a step back, and let me freeze yours off”
25. 01:13 Vader “A little Carbonite bath, for your goose stepping ass. (???)”
26. 01:15 Vader “We'll call my homeboy in Isr*al, see who got the last laugh”
27. 01:19 Narrator “WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT?”
28. 01:21 Narrator “YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYY”